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STORY TIME: I’d never had Ben & Jerry’s until last week - because I’ve been a poor shit all my life, lol. They don’t even stock Ben & Jerry’s in the same part of the freezer section, as the poor people ice cream. The ice cream I buy comes in a nondescript yellow tub - and it contains 4 liters of crappy frozen confectionery. Whenever I saw the jokes about pmsing or going through bad breakups, and eating a whole tub of Ben & Jerry’s - I thought it was like, 4 liters of it. I didn’t realize that Ben & Jerry’s tubs were like, little. So here’s me, my boyfriend brings some Ben & Jerry’s home because he works on the night crew at a grocery store and someone ‘accidentally’ dropped a bunch of ice cream so it had to be sold for like, next to nothing. I see this tiny little tub, and I am like - that’s it? That’s what these jokes have been about all this time? That’s NOTHING. As a teenager when I was pmsing, I wanted to know if it could actually be done - like, 4 litres. It took me two days and a shit ton of head colds, but yah - I ATE FOUR LITERS OF ICE CREAM OVER THIS SHIT…. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME RICH PEOPLE ICE CREAM COMES IN SMALL TUBS!